diaryofachinkykid

truesoutherncharm:

felicefawn:

When someone speaks of you negatively, be flattered. To be in someone’s mind is to have power over them. Revel in the fact that they subconsciously reserve thoughts and energy for you.

This is gold.

(via sweetson)

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

I love the way the second chicken rolls up like “hey man that looks good, can I go next?”

(Source: hannahbowl, via chinkerchaaai)